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Two Years Later...

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Life is AMAZINGG. Who knew getting away from all of the Scotland drama would feel so freeing. Oh yeah by the way, we are in the Bahamas kicking back, drinking some nice brew. I've been letting my beard flow in the wind as I think about what havoc we could create when we get back to Scotland. Maybe we'll leave King Malcolm alone, or maybe not, after all, we have left them alone for two years. I think some craziness will ensue when we get back just maybe onto someone else. Well, I've got to go sunbathe some more, please enjoy this nice picture I took with my new EyePhone. M.M

WE IN THE BAHAMAS BABY

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YOOOO whats up guys??? It has been like two years, that's crazy. I am in the Bahamas with my sisters. We are still ruining lives we are just enjoying ours while we do it. Kinda ironic if you think about it. We are enjoying our lives while we are making complete strangers hate theirs. Ahhh the good life. We are still up to no good, but there is enough good in this world to where we have to be bad so it even outs you know?  I don't have anything specific in mind that I'm planning at the moment, but if I think of something don't worry I will definitely let you guys know about it. I'm just living day by day enjoying my life and ruining others while I work on my tan hehe. Well that is all I have now. Until next time; hopefully it won't be two years again. XOXO Freaky Witch. ~KW  PS enjoy this picture my sister took of me. 

The End

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Finally our prophecy has become true. Macbeth was killed by Macduff, since he of course was not born of woman technically. Malcolm is now the rightful leader as it should be, and Lady Macbeth, well she's dead now too. Us sisters all saw it coming, I hope you all enjoyed the show. Now that Malcolm is king, we are going to sit back, maybe take a break from our witchiness, and let him bring Scotland back to a good spot. Don't worry though, we'll be back. M.M.

Bahama Mama

Hi again freaks. I've been enjoying the beautiful Bahama sun. I'm so happy to be away from the gross Scotland rain.  In other news, we have been staying mostly out of trouble here. Just the occasional murders but that is about it. I've heard great news about King Malcolm. Apparently he is having troubles and there are men trying to overthrow him. How curious. I wonder why. It might possibly be due to the fact I bought a crystal ball the other day and my sisters and I were "practicing" our skills when something went askew and we accidentally cast a curse on him. Well, I use the word "accidentally" lightly.  Its time for the limbo contest! See you later! -CS

Oops

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Macbeth is dead finally, as is his Lady. I'm not sure where Scotland will go after this. Honestly, I don't really care either. I hope the vengeful Macduff keeps a cool head. Other than that I could not care less what happens. I would, however, like to take this short moment to apologize to Hecate. My sisters and I are oh so very sorry for not including you in our plans. Kinda. Actually not really but still, sorry girl. Did we have anything to do with these wild events? That's a secret I'll never tell. I wish Scotland the best, but I'm out like a girl scout! See ya losers! -CS

They Dead.

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Alright my fellow bloggers, just a little update: Macbeth is dead. So is Lady Macbeth. Now Malcolm is king. I had nothing to do with this. This was not my plan. It is what it is tho. what you gonna do about it. It does not effect me. Scotland went downnnn hill when Macbeth was king. Malcolm is gonna have to do a lot of work if he wants to fix what Macbeth messed up. Maybe I had everything to do with this, idk. That is all for now. XOXO Freaky Witch. ~KW

Busy busy busy

Just a little update for you guys, my sisters and I have been very busy lately with Lady Macbeth. My sister has been messing with her head while she has been sleeping, and she has been saying some things she would definitely say when she is awake;) Just a little inside just in case you have not caught on, but we know everything... and when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. Now you might ask if I'm getting a little worried that Malcolm might come back and mess everything that we have planned.. I do not worry because I have the power and I always will. All I can say is that nothing is gonna go right for anyone except for my sisters and I. I hope (i know) Macbeth stays king and ruins everyone's lives, but i have a feeling (i know) that is not going to happen sadly! XOXO Freaky Witch. ~KW

What Is To Come

Sleep walking is a curse. I make sure Lady Macbeth is telling her story while she is asleep. The doctor knew he heard things he shouldn't have, so it's only a matter of time before people find out what she and Macbeth have been up to. Once again I am concern free, I know everything will work to our will. No one can stop what is going to happen. If I said I "hope" Macbeth dies, it would be a lie because I already know what is going to happen. Everyone's future is in our hands and I can see it all. I think everyone is going to be surprised, no actually, I hope everyone is surprised for what is to come. Oh by the way Macduff, how were you born? M.M.

Night Crawlers

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I wonder what could keep an honest woman from sleeping peacefully. All I know is that my mother taught me only the wicked sleep so disturbed. It almost seems as though Lady Macbeth knows more than what she should. Perhaps she even took part in some controversial acts. You may think I'm just trying to stir the cauldron, but I ask you to also think about the circumstances. Would a sinless woman perplex a doctor just as Lady Macbeth has done? I think not. In other news, I absolutely cannot wait for the return of Malcolm. Things are going to get crazy, and I could not be more excited! I hope everyone remains calm and nothing happens to his poor, kind soul. I could never imagine anything jeopardizing his safety. Talk to you later! -CS

I Tried

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Oh Lady Macduff... I tried to warn you. That day when I woke up, I had the strangest feeling to be helpful for once. Look how that turned out though. I pretended to be a messenger, but she and her children did not leave and their death is now upon them. I wish Macbeth would stop coming to us for prophecies, we're going to start ghosting him because he's getting obsessive over his future. What happens next you say? Well, lets be honest, Macbeth is going to fall apart sooner or later, maybe even dethroned. Nothing is in our way of making this happen, fate is meant to be if we want it to be. . M.M.

Dead Tired

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Macbeth is such a fool. All he does is make a fool of his womanly self. His wife is a man, he has no children, and to gain the throne he had to be a part of some shady business. What a major loser. We all enjoyed sending the ghost of Banquo to show Mr. Macbeth what a good time is. However, something must be done about the bum-bailey wife. She is a tyrant for sure. I'm wondering what could be done to fix that. Anywho, Macduff has been stirring our pot a bit. He chased the cowardly Malcolm all the way to Scotland to convince him to return. I can't believe how heinous of a person he made himself out to be. Although I guess its a good thing because if he returns I can say with decent certainty that he will not live long enough to see himself become king. All is well, First Witch CS

Macbeth=psycho

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Listen up guys we just scared the "hell" out of Macbeth by sending Banquo's spirit to taunt him. He thinks he is going crazy with no sleep. The funny part is that Macbeth is the only one that can see him, so he looks insanely psycho to most of his guests. Oh silly silly Macbeth. Everything you have down to become king will eventually come back to haunt you... Ha literally. Get it cause Banquo was haunting you, and you, well you know what you did. Do not worry Macbeth my sisters and I have some planning for you in our near future. Now I am not saying it is going to be good nor bad. All I am going to say is keep your eyes open. I'm not worried at all that our pans won't work out. XOXO Freaky Witch. ~KW

Hehehe it was me

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You know I have been thinking lately about the need of witches and what our place is in this world, and I think the purpose of us is to make chaos. Just absolute chaos out of everything. We see a perfectly good king... well we have someone kill him just because we can. I'm not gonna lie though, I was a little nervous when my sisters sent me to turn the lights off so Fleance could escape. I did not know if he was going to be smart enough to run or not, But man oh man do we have plans to mess with Macbeth even more. I am so excited! We got some big plans ahead of us. Things are gonna go crazy, or should I say Macbeth is gonna crazy... literally. XOXO Freaky Witch. Third Murderer         "Who did strike out the light?" First Murderer         "Was't not the way?" Third Murderer         "There's but one down. The son is fled."                                                    ~KW

So Much To Do

From killing Banquo, to having a breakdown in front of his guests, Macbeth is going downhill from here on out. Sending in Banquo's ghost was such a great idea. We knew it would mess with his head, and I'm now sure everyone is thinking their new king is a little bit bonkers. At this rate, the prophecy that Banquo's sons will take over as king is falling right into place. I have no worries that what we say will come true. As for the troubles my sisters will cause along this journey, I cannot feel bad, I'm about as excited as a three year old on Christmas morning. Lets get crazy. M.M.

Sorry Boss Lady

Okay so we ~may~ have upset the beautiful, lovely, wonderful, nice, kind Hecate. We're sorry girl, we didn't mean to. But we probably still won't listen. #truthhurts Macbeth has been acting a little odd lately. I wonder if its his lack of sleep or what my sisters and I have been slipping into his morning coffee. Honestly could be a combination of both. His episode at the party the other night was odd. I love how torturous Banquo was. Now that everyone knows Banquo is dead, some more chaos should ensue. I'm very, very excited! However, I would love to know where Fleance escaped to. I have no fears. I feel quite well recently. Life has been good. Except for the minor issue my sisters and I have had with Hecate. I am cautiously aware that the situation could escalate quickly. -CS

Of the Highest Importance

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Some may wonder why us witches are important. Our place in this world is to decide how to ruin one's life. We really just like to have fun with the whole drama thing. I personally have no worries in the world because how could I? I'm all knowing and have so much control of people's lives. The future is what I'm always looking forward to, especially when I know what's going to happen but no others except my sisters know. They're are always plans brewing within our heads, I guess everyone will have to wait to see what happens next. " THIRD MURDERER Who did strike out the light? FIRSTMURDERER      Was ’t not the way? THIRD MURDERER There’s but one down. The son is fled." Did my sisters or I have a part in letting his son escape? Do we want our prophecies to come true? Maybe, just maybe. M.M.

Slumber Party at My House!! (Just for Witches Though)

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First off I'd like to say #RIPBanquo you will be greatly missed. Not by me, but by someone I'm sure. This has been a wild week. Another soul has been added to our collection. Honestly, my sisters and I are enjoying spending some quality time together recently. We have plans for people. Big plans. Sometimes I have concerns if they will be carried out, as there are a lot of forces working against us. However, I just remember to trust the process, and if something isn't going as planned, sometimes you just have to turn off the lights, close your eyes, and take a deep breath. That is something that the third witch taught me very recently. I'm greatly intrigued to see what happens now. A little concerned and on edge, but as Lady Macbeth told her husband, sometimes you must "be bright and jovial among your guests". I'll talk to you later, -CS

It is for pure enjoyment

I know what you might be thinking, why did we tell Macbeth that he should kill the king so that he would become king? And why did I make him hallucinate with the dagger in the mirror (with his lack of sleep I didn't have to do much)? Well, honestly all I can say is I like to get into people's head and see what I can make them do. It just brings me joy when I see someone go absolutely crazy over something I told them, and it's not even true. HA. All I want is entertainment and people give it to me by going crazy trying to get what I told them they would get. Man let me tell you people are CRAZY when it comes to wealth and power. Nothing gets in my way; I always get what I want. Keep that in mind my fellow bloggers.  XOXO Freaky Witch. ~KW                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

Too Young For Wrinkles!

I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror. It seems as though I have aged a bit, and possibly even changed genders. I had a lovely conversation with Ross, who seems to be quite perplexed by the odd events that have occurred recently. I can't say I know very much about the events either.  The King is dead, finally. I mean its a tragic event but it was long overdue. Sadly, however, his two boys fled to other countries. How sad, I had such great plans for those two.  I'm intrigued at the speed Macbeth got over the "traumatizing" event he endured. If I was someone who just discovered a dead King and killed some guards, I would be a little too distraught to go immediately to my crowning, but that is just my opinion.  I have increasing dislike for Lady Macbeth, she is trying to lessen the chaos I love to cause. All she needs to know is that the Devil works hard, but my sisters and I work harder.  That is all for now,  -CS

Just for fun really

Some may wonder why we told Macbeth he was going to be king. They might think can the three witches see the future? Are they making these events up? Well all I can say is that I like to sit back and watch all hell break loose, so we do make things up every now and again just to see how power-hungry people are. We tested Macbeth's character, and he obviously failed the test because he killed King Duncan. I wonder who's going to be wrongly accused for King Duncan's death first. Nothing is in the way of us, the three sisters, wreaking havoc on everybody. There's really no reason for why we act this way, it's just in our blood to make sure everything in life is a little bit crazy. M.M.

Mommy's Helpers

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Hello my lovelies. Nothing too crazy has happened since my last update. The people have been talking about my sisters and I. Little do they know, we're around more than they know. There has seemed to  be talk of murders here and there. I'm intrigued by these thoughts of the people around me. My sisters and I can't wait to work our magic up again when the time is right. Let us just say that some people may be slightly influenced to follow through with their fantasies. Our helping hands may just help Macbeth to the throne, but I'm not sure. Anyways, I'll update you when I get the chance. Also, Lady Macbeth is oddly manly. Am I the only person to notice this? -CS

Oh Silly Macbeth

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  Okay guys listen to this, some crazy things have been happening lately. King Duncan was invited to go to the castle of Macbeth and be a guest, but get this, Lady Macbeth wants to kill the King while he is a guest in their home, so that Macbeth can become king. Their plan is to get the guards drunk and kill the King while he is sleeping, and then blame his death on the drunk guards. Macbeth does not to kill King Duncan because they are good friends and he is a good king in Macbeth's eyes. Until tonight when he was all alone thinking of how good of a king Duncan is to his people. My sisters and I made him think that killing Duncan was a good idea by making him hallucinate, and it worked because he plans on killing the King tonight.       This could not get any better you guys. I am telling you that we got into Macbeth's head so good that he is about to kill the King because he thinks that if he does this then what we told him will come. Oh boy am I so excited. My sisters and

Watch your back

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So far, Macbeth has been given his future from me and my sisters. His wife, Lady Macbeth, is now trying to take matters into her own hands so that her husband will be king. The only problem right now is Macbeth is questioning his immoral decision, he even had a little break down in his room as he hallucinated a bloody knife. King Duncan is no longer safe in the house of his hostess. All I'm hoping is that someone dies. Maybe death fascinates me because I am from the devil himself, but I know fate will take its course. Macbeth is going to let the want for power consume him, and I'm going to sit back and watch him fall apart over his guilt. King Duncan, I wish I could say I'm sorry for what's going to happen to you, but the drama is just too fun to watch. M.M.

People are so gullible

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      Hahahah people these days are so gullible. You say something will happen to them and you state information that makes it seem like it is going to come true, and they believe every word you say. My sisters and I just told a man that he would be king even though the king is still alive. Such a thou goatish ill-breeding measle. lol. XOXO Freaky Witch.                                        ~KW

Hazelnut Theif

The other sisters and I have worked very hard on our plan. I'm excited to share that we successfully filled the gullible Macbeth's head with unrealistic ideas. Its probably gonna be a train wreck as it plays out, and I cannot tell you how excited I am to watch.  Also, a lady today wouldn't give me any of her hazelnuts. So I cursed her and her lumpish loggerheaded husband. Sucks to suck. I'll keep you all updated.  -CS

Hail Future King Macbeth

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My witchy sisters and I planted seeds of evil in Macbeth's head today. I wonder if he's going to take being king into his own hands. Only time will tell. M.M.